Smut Slam DC: Treat Your Creature!

Smut Slam DC: Treat Your Creature!
When:
October 31, 2017 @ 7:30 pm – 11:00 pm
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2017-10-31T23:00:00-04:00
Where:
The Songbyrd Music House & Record Cafe
2477 18th St NW
Washington, DC 20009
USA
Cost:
$10 in advance, $15 (cash only) at the door
Contact:
Diva Darling & Mindi Mimosa
(202) 450-2917
Smut Slam DC: Treat Your Creature! @ The Songbyrd Music House & Record Cafe | Washington | District of Columbia | United States

Come out and Slam with me, darlings! The ever-fabulous Mindi Mimosa and I are hosting this fantastic live storytelling open mic every month now.

It’s Halloween, that intoxicating brew of horror, hijinks, and hedonism! For one night out of the year, the whole country embraces its freakiness, dresses up as its id, and shamelessly indulges in treats—be they chocolate or carnal. Wrap up your Halloween weekend haux-down with the party where we share our sexy, spooky stories of mischief and masquerades!

(Not familiar with Smut Slam? It’s a storytelling open mic where audience members sign up for 5-minute slots to tell their best real-life, first-person, consensual sex stories. It’s queer-friendly, kink-friendly, lifestyle-friendly, body-positive, sex-positive, and wildly fun. No costumes, no notes, no gimmicks, just straight-up raw truth! See the full rules and how it works on our Rules of the Road page.)

This month, our theme is “Treat Your Creature”. Tell us about your most mischievous nights, or your costumed roleplay capers. Share tales of treating yourself, or a time when something scary made the sex even hotter. Did you mummify your lover, use electricity to raise their monster, maybe get a little wolfy under the full moon? Everyone is welcome to come in costume (we will be!) and we assure you that the prizes will be delightfully dreadful!

We’ll also be collecting candy for one of our favorite organizations, HIPS. Every year HIPS does a Halloween candy drive to stock up on the sweets it distributes to its clients on its outreach van rounds. We love and admire HIPS’ crucial harm reduction and advocacy work with sex workers, drug users, and their communities.
If you bring candy for HIPS and are buying your ticket at the door:
 you get $5 off the door price.
If you bring candy for HIPS but you pre-ordered tickets online:you get a promo code for $5 off your next ticket order.

Your fabulous femme-cees will be Smut Slam DC co-producers Mindi Mimosa and Diva Darling, joined by a panel of local celebrity judges (TBA) who can’t wait for you to tingle their spines.

**Doors at 7:30, Show at 8:30**

As always, the Fuckbucket (where audience members can throw in anonymous confessions or questions) is generously sponsored by nJoy sex toys. Prizes for exceptional storytelling may include event tickets, sex toys, gift cards, or other swag donated by fabulous local sponsors.

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