Smut Slam DC: Positively Sexy Valentine’s Premiere!

Smut Slam DC: Positively Sexy Valentine’s Premiere!
When:
February 14, 2016 @ 7:00 pm – 9:00 pm
2016-02-14T19:00:00-05:00
2016-02-14T21:00:00-05:00
Where:
Lotus Blooms
2408 18th St NW
Washington, DC 20009
USA
Cost:
$25 in advance, $30 day of event
Contact:
Lotus Blooms
202.836.4474
Smut Slam DC: Positively Sexy Valentine's Premiere! @ Lotus Blooms | Washington | District of Columbia | United States

Smut Slam– Where sexy and storytelling collide!

Join us for the debut of Smut Slam DC, Washington DC’s best and only storytelling open mic dedicated to sex– and the first-ever official branch of Smut Slam International! Lotus Blooms is sponsoring and hosting this once-in-a-lifetime event as our first social in-store event, in partnership with Smut Slam DC producers and burlesque impresarios Mindi Mimosa and Diva Darling.

Look no further for your Valentine’s Day destination– at Smut Slam, we’re cutting through the hearts-and-flowers coyness and getting down to what’s really on everyone’s mind. Our theme for the evening is Positively Sexy, making it part of Lotus Blooms’ #SexPositiveDC campaign aiming to get the city talking about what it means to be sex positive. Bring your best real-life story if you want a turn at the mic, whether it’s funny or touching or weird or wonderful, and get ready to hear some amazing stories in return.

Emceed by Mindi Mimosa and Diva Darling, you’ll get your RDA of glitter, glam, and guttermouth. Our panel of celebrity judges will join us, hand-picked for their exceptional skills at choosing the top three titillating tales. And there’s more– get your anonymous questions and confessions ready for THE FUCKBUCKET and qualify to win the raffle!

The top three storytellers and the raffle winner will receive sexy prizes courtesy of Lotus Blooms.

So how does a Smut Slam work?

SMUT SLAMMERS sign up on the night to tell a 5-minute piece of smut/sex/erotica, based on their real lives and ideally relating to the theme of “Positively Sexy”, and a lucky eight to ten names will be drawn at random.

RULES: No notes (this is storytelling) – no costumes or props (this is not theatre) – only five minutes (with a one-minute grace period) AND – the story must be real, involve people of the age of consent, and have happened to you.

Consent is key. Smut Slam is kink-friendly, trans-friendly, fat-friendly, queer-friendly… yeah, we’re very friendly. Absolutely no racism, homophobia, sexism, or any other discrimination or objectification will be tolerated.

NOT A SMUT SLAMMER? Don’t worry. The audience is in for a good time at SMUT SLAM! Sit back and enjoy. All we ask is: – No interrupting. – No heckling. – No necking in the front row.

Doors open at 6 PM, and the smut starts slamming from 7 – 9 PM.

Admission is $25 in advance, $30 day of event, and includes complimentary refreshments. This event is open to adults 18+.

SMUT SLAM is CREATED by Cameryn Moore, an award-winning playwright/performer, sex activist, educator, and writer (www.camerynmoore.com) It has been presented in cities around the U.S. and internationally. Smut Slam DC is the first official independent branch of Smut Slam.

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