NPR: National Pastie Revue– A Scandalous Burlesque Satire

NPR: National Pastie Revue– A Scandalous Burlesque Satire
When:
October 15, 2016 @ 9:00 pm – 11:00 pm
2016-10-15T21:00:00-04:00
2016-10-15T23:00:00-04:00
Where:
The Bier Baron Tavern
1523 22nd St NW
Washington, DC 20037
USA
Cost:
$12 in advance, $15 day of the show
Contact:
Black Market Burlesque
(202) 293-1885
NPR: National Pastie Revue-- A Scandalous Burlesque Satire @ The Bier Baron Tavern | Washington | District of Columbia | United States
Do you wonk it up in DC? Do you resent your unwitting part on the stage of National Politics? Do you dread being offloaded from a train because a tourist is holding the doors open? Do you believe that brunch is DC’s state* sport?
Or do you simply enjoy the dulcet tones of National Public Radio on WAMU soothing your ragged, overworked soul?
Join Black Market Burlesque and Isabelle Epoque, just in time for the election, as they bring an ensemble cast to the Tiny Stage and serve up your deserved dose of Fresh Fare in the National Pastie Revue!
Featuring:
Mindi Mimosa
Isabelle Epoque
Diva Darling
Dainty Dandridge
Valarie Morgalis
Baron Atomy
as your favorite education, news, & cultural analysts, along with at-the-scene current events… and interviews!
October 15, at the Bier Baron, Dupont Circle
Doors at 8pm, Show at 9pm
Great food and Drinks!
$12 Advanced Ticket Rate, $15 Day of Show
http://nprburlesque.eventbrite.com
STAY TUNED FOR SPECIAL TICKET PRICING DURING ‘PLEDGE WEEK” SEPTEMBER 26 THRU OCTOBER 3!!

IT’S PLEDGE WEEK! 9/26 THRU 10/3!

That’s right, what would a spoof of public broadcasting be without a nod to the time-honored tradition of begging for money, so Isabelle Epoque, The Bier Baron Tavern and Black Market are pleased to announce our own version of “Pledge Week”! Please review the array of gifts we have to offer for your “contributions”.

(Please imagine dozens of phones ringing in the background; we’re really low-budget here.)

Using the Obamacare rating system, we have created four pledge levels:

BRONZE (Admission at the Door) $15: You get admission to our show, and our sincere thanks for your support. This show is very likely to sell out, so you may want to guarantee admission (and save a couple of bucks) by upgrading to the next pledge level:

SILVER (Advance Purchase) $12: An advance ticket means you’re on the list to get in! If you want a really good seat, however, you may want to upgrade to the next level:

GOLD (VIP Seating) $22: You get a reserved seat and swag, but why come alone? Consider bringing three of your friends and taking advantage of our premium level:

PLATINUM (The Big One) $80: You get FOUR tickets, a reserved table for four, and four drink tickets, good for your first draft beer or rail drink! Oh, and swag, too. A real value when you think of it.

The Gold and Platinum offers have limited availability, so please take advantage of them quickly, before they sell out, and so that we have time to plan out the seating arrangements.

These offers are available now through October 3 at 9 PM, on our ticket page:
https://nprburlesque.eventbrite.com

The cast and crew are really having a blast putting this show together, and we can’t wait to perform for you! Thank you again for your continued support.

*Taxation Without Representation, MF’r

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